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red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.
Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Red Notebook

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…
“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”
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Red

Red
Roses are red,
Strawberries are Red,
My Grass ist Red,
Fuck my garden ist on fire!
by 7 page muda July 27, 2019
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Red Card

The act of giving someone a red card is usually to call out autistic behavior and to generate sexual tension
*Carson just grabbed Jerry's genetalia

Hey Carson, red card!
by Sniph me April 12, 2019
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Red mist

Red mist is an lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants that has Squidward in it. The story of it is that Squidward is playing his claranet in his house but Spongebob is being a little baby so Squidward says "spongebob sHUT YOUR MOUTH!!" Spongebob then crys like a little turd. There is a knock on the and Squidward goes and answers it. This random scottish fish says "the red mist is coming. Later on that day Squidward is on the big stage and starts playing an ungodly song if you could even call it that. Everyone is totally pissed off because they paid good money to see him but it sounds like mr.krabs taking a giant crap. "THIS IS UTTER RUBBISH" the crowd shouts including Spongebob and Patrick. All they're eyes turn red and Squidward is really sad becuase everybody hates him now. He sits on his bed and cries like a baby and in the backround a wind sound can be heard. Then a image of Squidward with red eyes comes on the screen and he shoots himself.
Some guy: bro have you watched red mist on youtube?
His bro: nah whats that?
Some guy: its that goofy thing where Squidward goes insane.
His bro: oh yeah that was stupid.
by That red line on Youtube July 29, 2023
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Big Red Black Out

Approximately when an Indiana University PC blackscreens on you, making you think that you have lost everything you have been working on, then suddenly your screen reappears.
Do not freak. That is what we call a Big Red Black Out.
by Legatus 1TTA1 March 3, 2008
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Crossing His Name In Red

When girls play games with a man, she will cross his name in red ink symbolizing that she killed his heart. I,e, cheating.
My friend got cheated on! She crossed his name in red!

My homie got played by some bitch, she is crossing his name in red!
by Ohbrotherthisguystinks August 28, 2023
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