Fake friend

A person who acts sweet then goes behind your back and pretends to care about you when they really don’t. For example Natalie Burmann

“you’re such a fake friend”

by alexisbutera November 5, 2017

not boring friends

crazy asian people

omg not boring friends!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

gucci friend

A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick

You got a Gucci friend

by Shelbert1235 February 11, 2018

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friends

A Friend a thing that becomes a Thot and then a backstabbing bitch...

I have no Friends

by joemamabigfat October 15, 2019

Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

Friends

people who know exactly how retarded you are but still love you anyways

oh yeah that’s one of my friends i guess

by okay??! August 7, 2019