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Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.
You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!
by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024
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Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.
John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.
by Allybama July 28, 2017
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Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.
I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.
by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018
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Double X

Be quiet or don't tell
"Rail me double X"
Rail me and don't tell
by Theghost23 October 11, 2022
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double-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and four great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Double-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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double-half-pibling

Child of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-sibling of one's father and paternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time or also is the child of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-sibling of one's father and maternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time.
My double-half-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
by S. Millows June 2, 2020
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