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Me and my best friends
We love jerking off
But it's November
So we have to stop
Me and my good pals
Love a good bust
But it's November
So we cannot nut
No masturbatin'
No fornicatin', ejaculatin'
No prostate playin'
No semen sprayin' for thirty days
No Nut November
Can't bust 'til December
Can't spank my turkey
Can't do no jerkin'
No burstin' or spurtin'
Can't use no juries
Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'
Can't go returning to November 1st
December is lurkin'
My hands are tied to the oath
I gotta keep puttin' work in
My mind is clean like a crystal
Yo Freddie bring in the chorus
What's up
Fuck my dick
I'ma chop it off
I ain't cummin' no boots
Fuck the cops
I don't care what they say
My cum will always stay
In my big fat balls
They ain't small
I would love to cum on them all
But I can't
It's a chant
To the silly old God
Make me cum
When he comes
When the time is right
Won't put up a fight
Let my nutsack hang
My balls are in pain
My girl too hot
Wish I could fuck a lot
But I can't
It's a curse
Put my cum in a hearse
Wait 'til the fucking first
Tsunami from my body
Bitch I can't wait
'Til I masturbate
It's my only fate
Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey
Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken
Ho I won't tickle the pickle
I will not blow no emissions
I'm on the holiest mission
I'm with my bros all November
On God I won't blow another load 'til December
Cold all Winter
Throw away your lubrication

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A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin

My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule

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white stuff that comes it your pp

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Ryan had invited Jen over for some play because they believe in friends with benefits. Ryan showed Jen the way to his bed room and Jen had pushed Ryan down on his bed and flipped him over. Ryan took his pants off and Jen realized that his dick is big so she took advantage of that. Instead of sucking him off Jen decided to eat him out. Jens tongue was rimming his hairy butthole and tasted poop, good this Jen liked it. Then Ryan thought that this was too gay for his friend to eat him out so he decided to flip Jen over and pound her in the vagina. She was moaning out of pain because his 10 inch thick cock was just too big. This reminded her of that one time she lost her virginity to a horse at 12 years old. She liked the nostalgia. She was screaming Ben instead of Ryan because she enjoyed the memorise more then him. He had broken the inside of her vagina so she started to bleed out on his big massive sweaty cock. Ryan started to eat the pussy out because he liked the taste of blood. He liked her hairy pussy for 5 mins until he ripped too much hair out and he had to take it out with a tooth pick. Jen started to suck Ryans huge hard cock because the blood was very luby. Ryans phone started to ring and picked it up, turns out its his friend bob who is really hot. He came out and had a threesome. Bob was eating Ryan out while Jen was sucking Ryan off and was thumbs deep into Bob. They had all busted together and drank it up. Happily ever after

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by what.happened.to.hi.how.are.yo December 2, 2024

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