The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese upon one's significant other during their sleep

Eden: "Dude, let's enact the cheese plan"
Tyler: "hell yeah, that'll be so funny"

by Simmypoo May 18, 2025

Mac and cheese

A massive coronary brought on by assholes that purposely drug you, to get you out of their hair because you know too much, and know what they do is completely wrong.

E: I'm going to mac and cheese this bitch for discovering my affair.
D: Well I already got my husband, so do it up. I won't tell.
M: I'll whip up that chili for you to help it along.....

by Myneighborsarekillingmecuzthey September 19, 2020

Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023

String Cheese

When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese

Did you hear Martha String Cheesed herself?

by BIGGBOIIJOHN February 26, 2021

Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021

cheese

shit ton of money nigga

"i got so much fuckin cheese bitch my pockets lookin obese" - summrs

by delsgade June 12, 2022

Cheese us Chrispe!

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021