forbidden stress ball

A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).

-after sex-

man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”

man: “wtf...”

by fininstaz June 13, 2020

Chocolate Ball Drop

After a man inserts his testicles into his anus, he bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and “poops” his testicles out.

Last NYE, Nick treated us to a chocolate ball drop!

by Sex Lab September 17, 2020

Daddy 4-Balls

A nickname made by the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for character Josuke Higashikata in part 8 of the long running manga for when he has a conversation with his girlfriend, Yasuho Hirose as a codename due to the fact he has 4 testicles.

Yasuho "Oh I got a message, I wonder who sent it"
*Clicks*
"Meet me at the park at 3:30,

Daddy 4-Balls"

by lond dong loser November 8, 2020

Blue Ball Gala

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.

Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.

Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

Dragon Ball C

When two men point their dicks directly at each other with their holes lined up and try to cum into each other’s dick holes just to see who has a higher power level.

Wesly came into Brucie’s dick hole and exclaimed, “it’s over 9000!” As he won the battle of Dragon Ball C.

by Master Splinter Dick January 15, 2018

Banger Blue Balls

When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.

Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.

by panfrio January 20, 2018