Accidental Baby Acquisition

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag

"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"

by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021

Big Sailor Baby

Better rapper than most

He’s a big sailor baby compared to Drake

by Artistdigest November 28, 2021

talking like a baby

Talking like a baby - using a soft voice to speak and saying a lot of words wrong

Person 1: heyooo
Person 2: hey, how are you?
Person 1: I good, how is u doin?
Person 2: I’m good, just why are you talking like that?
Person 1: like wot?
Person 2: like dis
Person 1: dats just how I talk
Person 2: ok?

This is how talking like a baby is

by HighOnMushrooms June 21, 2021

Blue Iris Baby

A phrase to symbolize the beauty in the struggles and fears women and men face going through pregnancy after infertility and the hope, faith, and sigh of relief it brings into your life once they have finally arrived. Blue Iris, symbolizes faith and hope.

Blue Iris Baby: a baby born after infertility. A baby that brings faith and hope back into ones life.

They tried to get pregnant for 6 years with no luck, they fell into a depression and shame. She then found out she was pregnant and their blue Iris baby restored their faith.

by Someones little sister June 28, 2021

Baby Arm

A large turd

Oh man, I took such a huge shit today, it was a baby arm!

by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

baby gray

sperm

I shot a big load of baby gray

by chris st .james September 14, 2003

Buttfuck a baby duck

When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.

That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.

by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009