winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

SIGN MONKEY

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???

THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!

by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020

Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

Basically a bad person

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

monkey hot

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"

mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!

by fearlessflasher August 29, 2012

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.

I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017