monkeys

dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc

Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too

Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys

by george rizzington May 2, 2023

Chunky Monkey

The best flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

This chunky monkey is fucking delicious you black nigger.

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

monkey shaming

Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth

Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"

by USAReilly May 13, 2023

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.

Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries

by poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz dud May 15, 2023

Wolf-Monkey

Vagina

I never take pictures of my

wolf-monkey.

by Zoey Ann Archy May 15, 2023