Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

Monkey chukka

A way of saying I hate you

U stupid ugly monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024

Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.

“God your such a fucking trash monkey”

by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018

Monkey Union

A monkey rock band from Gothenburg, Sweden

-Man, did you go to the Monkey Union gig at Sticky Fingers last night??
-Yeah, it was sooo awesome!

by ApaDawgson January 20, 2018

Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Boom Boom Monkey

Racists Term for a Muslim man

Your a fucking boom boom monkey

by Shtboxslider November 20, 2022