New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

New York Syrup

When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.

Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.

by AndrezlelvgÖ December 5, 2016

new challengeman

A Portuguese player who pretends to be adventurous and takes on "new challenges" by moving from one league to another when, in fact, he's rather running from challenges in that league. He joins the best team in the league and claims he wants a new challenge.

Now that juventus will be playing in the europa league, new challengeman will be moving to bayern at the end of the season

by ntebe May 16, 2021

new Dark Souls

defines a recently released videogame thats quite difficult.

A: Hey! Have you heard of Cuphead ?
B: Yeah its the new Dark Souls!

by greenmario October 24, 2017

New Jeresy

A town in Texas

''I used to live in New JERESY!''

by BoomGun January 22, 2021

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016