friend drunk

when you and your friend(s) become delirious and seemingly drunk from each other’s vibes with no alcohol consumed - this may present as human zoomies, excessive giggling and an inability to form coherent sentences
(Also known as girl drunk)

“what have you two been drinking?”
“oh, nothing - we are just friend drunk!”

by lavender haze December 18, 2023

honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.

Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.

by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025

Boy best friend

A guy who gets zero pussy or knows he has absolutely no chance with the girl he likes so he becomes her friend and acts supportive so when shes hurt/in a breakup he can take advantage of her and get what he wanted.

She cheated on me with her boy best friend,
Is that really surprising man?

by Wiseguy1207 August 15, 2022

Guy best friend

I’m addicted to his laugh
I love the way you smile
The way you make me feel
Like I’m the moon

While your the sun
Meant for each other

But never to be together.

He’s my guy best friend

by Abgh July 5, 2021

friend

someone who will swear your lie is true

i was here all night ... ask my friend

by ir2slick March 7, 2017

Friends

Friends are people who like each other's company and they talk to each other about their lives. There doesn't have to be a want for a relationship for two people to be friends.

"I met a guy and we've been talking! We're good friends."

by Teatay December 27, 2018