Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.
Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*
by UMGUDLUGTUDF April 07, 2018
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Designer Cat

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.
"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"
by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020
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Pole cat

Someone who doesn’t stop acting superior to everyone else. Constantly trying to cause issues for people. Unhappy with themselves due to being closeted.
You can’t out piss a pole cat. You mean Jett Stillwell?
by Olderbutwiser June 16, 2025
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Get a cat

Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.

Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.

Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”

By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.
“Did you hear, Sally and Roger are going to get a cat?”
“Oh how nice, they are such a cute couple.”
by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024
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cat-tam

A dark haired girl who can be shy but socializes in the form of word hunt. Her brain too big for game pigeon. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
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cat nuke

A phenomenon that occurs when a cat is startled, typically as a result of something completely insignificant, setting off other nearby cats in a cat-dense area, causing a positive feedback loop of mayhem. In particular, nearby fragile objects on top of furniture, and in some cases the furniture itself, are likely to be damaged or destroyed in such an event.
- Grandma's vase was completely destroyed because of a cat nuke.
by Jackyfox May 01, 2025
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Nigga cat

He will catch you outside and beat you until you nut in his oblong face and screams POGGGGGGGGG
Nigga cat: jumps you in the dark and beats you down
by Nigga pog May 01, 2020
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