Deez Nuts

Lol

Person 1: Do you like these nuts?
Person 2: ...Yes?
Person 3: Well, you might like; DEEZ NUTS

by Gato20 March 29, 2022

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me May 25, 2018

Ballsack nuts man

a man that has giant hairy nuts but his ballsack is fire

ayy nice ballsack nuts man

by retard ass man 20907 October 1, 2020

Godly Nut

Busting a big juicy nut all over the entire planet

Oh fuck I’m gonna bust a godly nut

by BitchSuperBen April 20, 2018

Nut

Releasing your inner frustration and shouting and snapping at somebody

Simon nut all over jessica because she touched him in the wrong places

by Nutterbeater January 1, 2022

Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

Nut Pucker

A Child who seruptitiously pucks his nuts

I nut puckered your dad

by Hjjddgbbjj December 22, 2020