spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

chili dog

During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.

Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.

by Wacky Turtle July 20, 2008

dog walker

A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.

My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.

by Unicorn Hurl September 1, 2017

Louisianna Corn Dog

when your black ass can't sell enough crack to feed yo nappy ass kidsall 12of themyou put your ol'lady out there corndoggin'for sum cash.while you sit there and smoke a blunt.

louisianna corn dog is good eating.when she gets done hoing and she lets the kids have cream pie for desert.

by slaveowner April 29, 2008

Dog bless you

The atheist way of saying "God Bless You". Self-explanatory really

It's meant in jest, of course..what, you couldn't guess that? Dog bless you!

by Submitters of Words March 30, 2011

urban dog diarrhea

all of the stoopid definitions on urban dictionary

ever read any of that urban dog diarrhea?

by foobulous August 26, 2005

Dog walk you

What Card B did to Tomi Lahren. Complete roast.

Leave me alone I will dog walk you.

by Samatha Hugandkiss January 20, 2019