Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!
Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!
Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
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Get the Red Wings mug.A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
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A person who physically assaults or attacks homophobes are called a red ally since it seems like they have a lust for blood; red allies are not real allies.
by Bridgez March 20, 2023
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by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
Get the Red chair mug.A highly derogatory term coined by AceFuzzLord to be used against big tech corporations and their related products which value profit above everything else. Companies like google, microsoft, nintendo, etcetera. Can apply to any tech company or any of their products you feel is deserving of the term. Big Baby Red must be put before the company or their product mentioned, although capitalization of any letters is optional, following regular rules of how sentences work in English.
1: Did you hear about the upcoming new youtube update that literally nobody with a brain supports?
2: No, but it sounds like a classic Big Baby Red youtube move. I heard Big Baby Red google is planning on replacing their traditional search engine with ai search instead. How retarded can you be?
1: I don't know. I don't work for them.
2: No, but it sounds like a classic Big Baby Red youtube move. I heard Big Baby Red google is planning on replacing their traditional search engine with ai search instead. How retarded can you be?
1: I don't know. I don't work for them.
by AcePunkBeaver March 1, 2023
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