brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

Drown the Brown Clown

Taking a shit

Sorry I’m late; I had to go Drown the Brown Clown.

by Deuce22 March 12, 2022

brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last

Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...

by jurnt September 4, 2025

Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"

"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"

by whizkidddd February 9, 2013

Brown Cloud

A badass vape trick wherein one person blows an O into another person's ass and the second person farts the O back at the first person so the first person can ghost inhale the "Brown Cloud"

"Hey Gary, you wanna help me put the Brown Cloud in my routine?"
"Sure thing, Chad!"

by BrownCloud420 December 12, 2017

Dookie brown

IM GONNA DOOKIE BROWN!

I’m gonna Dookie brown

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023

Huntington Hot Brown

It is when the town of Huntington floods, and a fresh turd floats out of the flooded sewers. A Crack whore finds it and mistakes it for a tube of lipstick.

Hey how bad was the rain your way?

It was bad enough that a tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown.

by HughJazz69420 August 17, 2024