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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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Does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.
Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
by Sprazzo December 15, 2024
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red pandas

red pandas are a type of panda. They are very cute animals with very kind hearts. They are loveable and very sweet!
Girl: I love red pandas!
Boy: what’s is a red panda
Girl: a cute panda
by Red Panda Lover February 15, 2021
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Red Guitar

Just like any Guitar this is just like any. It can differ from size to shape but not color.
Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful

John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
by Johnm January 6, 2019
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Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.
“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.
by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025
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Comrade Red

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.
Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.

Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019
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girl in red

person 1: Do you listen to girl in red?
person 2: heck yeah
by i defined girl in red :) June 8, 2022
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