cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.
I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.
by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020
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Cummings

An old lady thinking she knows everything wants to rule Regis middle school
by Lmao2993 November 08, 2021
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cumming

almost to release semen from your body
by Mackenglo Gaming September 04, 2020
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Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.
He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.
by Monkey House May 25, 2020
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Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad
“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks
by KINGOFTHETHROP October 22, 2020
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Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit
S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 08, 2016
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