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by Nobody cares man November 29, 2018
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Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.
Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”
by StarMaple December 10, 2021
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A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.
Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.
by geniusssssss October 12, 2019
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a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
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Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.
"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"
by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023
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Peni

The plural word for "Penis"
"Woah, look at all those peni!"
by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021
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penis is so good
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