Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

one eyed purple yogurt slinger

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

by Rhyno February 13, 2004

blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

by Chafu August 18, 2009

Crack open a cold one with the boys

To crack open a cold one (a beer) with the boys (your acquaintances). (youtu.be/y3afY0P1G7Y)

It sucks when you are sick on Saturday and can't crack open a cold one with the boys!

by Bonanzad May 31, 2017

Ps4 vs x-box one

Well I have had both yes they have their advantages and disadvantages I have played the same game at the same time on each console (destiny) the Ps4 makes it look a lot better has zero lag and over all is better but ps4's server goes down a lot while x-box's does not yes x-box has ONE thing the ps4 does not THAT PICE OF SHIT CALLED the Kinect it is irresponsive and demands too much space that is where this ends otherwise this will go on forever.

ps4 vs x-box one

DRAW

by That Handle Has Been Taken December 12, 2014

no one can find out about this

when two people are "talking" and they dont want others to know because it may ruin a relationship or friendship between them and other people. also when there is a secret or suprise for or about another person.

girl: "i really like you but i have a boyfriend"
boy: "well things can happen, but no one can find out about this"

by smiletotheworldandshineontheda July 5, 2010

Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

by 1 Love July 11, 2010