Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.

"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."

by Froggo boi June 01, 2023

Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.

That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.

by bkitch37 February 02, 2016

CND (Chronic Nut Disorder)

1-Disease causing niggas to bust nuts

2-Those that are diagnosed with a disorder that causes extended sexual climax which can last up to several hours

“Ayo,that nigga started dating that model with the fake ass,nigga fucked around and got CND (Chronic Nut Disorder) now”

by Blitztatic_bluu September 08, 2022

Nut-Drum

Someone who always listens to blabber, rumors, lies, then feeds into them and helps them spread.

Person 1: "Yo, I heard you talk to So-So now?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's a huge sk@nk, so I wanna get on that now haha.."

Person 1: "Not what I meant dude, quit being such a Nut-Drum, do better bro."

by x.cessive November 03, 2023

Lung nut

When you bust a nut into someone’s tracheotomy (neck hole) and the cum drips down into their lungs and then comes back as CUNY flem.

Bro I just busted a lung nut in Betty and coughed a huge load up.

by Big Betty Nutt April 27, 2018

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 04, 2023

spooky nut december

the three best months in one

It is impossible to complete spooky nut december

by ReetusYeetusFeetus December 10, 2019