Lush monkey

An Italian with a mexican name who can not handle their whiskey and plays golf like a clown dick monkey

Is that Julio again wasted in the sand trap, building a sand castle, what a lush monkey

by Lush monkey July 3, 2024

Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 12, 2015

Monkey

Niggers

Dang them Monkeys stole my hellcat

by FUCKJEWS&NIGGERS June 18, 2025

Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

Monkey Burnout

A word made up by monkey haters to justify their evil no good monkey hating philosophy.

Monkey Burnout is a real thing guys, I swear I don't hate monkeys.

by not Sefi January 15, 2024

Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.

Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"

Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..

by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022