Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.
Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.
by Doug Highpoint July 29, 2024
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farting fight

Where you catch your fart in your hands and chuck it at someone.the other person does the same.the first person to hold their nose loses.
hey do you want to have a (farting fight )
ye sure
by glitterfan101 June 24, 2017
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Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.
I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.
by FFS Hungry Hippo April 17, 2022
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Tip Fart

A large fart that is generated on the tip of a turd overnight. Especially nauseous and usually expelled early in the morning when your partner or friends are still sleeping.
I went camping and my friend cut a tip fart in the pup tent to wake me up to go fishing.
by nottme1 November 17, 2020
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Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.
My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.
by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022
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FART SMELLER

A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.
That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty March 05, 2023
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Royal Fart

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"
by cuntboy327 February 27, 2015
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