Five dollar douche bag

Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
by DaddyLongLeg5 June 09, 2017
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Could I bag you ??

Ask someone you liked or used to like if you shot your shot would you miss ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
-Wsp
-Heyy
-I a question
-what is it?
-Could I bag you ??
-Ofc๐Ÿ˜…
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Burlap bag full of bobcats

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall
by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023
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Spank Bag/ Spank Box

A collection of items, sold by Elle Legacy, used to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sex. Includes but not limited to women's panties, dirty pictures, sex toys, lube
I just jerked off a huge load to Elle Legacy's Spank Bag/ Spank box.
by Elle Legacy April 22, 2021
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Fag bag full of piss

mom-Son whe- IS THAT A FAG BAG FULL OF PISS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!
by that svenne over there June 27, 2022
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Go get that bag queen

Go earn your money you bad bleep!!
Queen is typically used for women but it does sound catchier than king so it can be used for males or females.
โ€œIโ€™m off to workโ€ - provider of the house hold
โ€œGo get that bag queen!!โ€- litteraly anyone
by Browhatdoesurbanmeab July 08, 2021
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Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve
She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!
by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019
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