Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag

Adjective
A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.

Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!

by Plantovision June 22, 2019

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve

She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019

Queen of Douche Bag Move

Kaylee G.

Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.

by Qwerty209 October 12, 2014

Fag bag full of piss

Your bedsheets

mom-Son whe- IS THAT A FAG BAG FULL OF PISS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!

by that svenne over there June 27, 2022

Spank Bag/ Spank Box

A collection of items, sold by Elle Legacy, used to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sex. Includes but not limited to women's panties, dirty pictures, sex toys, lube

I just jerked off a huge load to Elle Legacy's Spank Bag/ Spank box.

by Elle Legacy April 22, 2021

Burlap bag full of bobcats

A curvaceous woman

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018