Fucboi (dog version)

A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.

TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!

Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).

by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021

Ukrainian Dog Walker

A very attractive man, who also walks dogs and happens to have lived in Ukraine.

Jarrad: The Ukrainian dog walker is really attractive, he can walk my dog anytime.

by Michael o'Benny June 22, 2023

hoping the dog

An American term meaning to ride the greyhound bus.An interstate bus company that will take you anywhere in the USA for a low fare.Usually used by low income families,young single people or military personel.

I have to go see my grandma in Kentucky, and I dont have much money, so I guess Im hoping the dog.

by wordman July 15, 2005

chili dog

During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.

Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.

by Wacky Turtle July 20, 2008

dog walker

A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.

My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.

by Unicorn Hurl September 1, 2017

E Dog

Epic fortnite streamer who is a pretty cool dude. Although there is THE e dog, it can be used to describe a cool fortnite gamer. He plays the saxophone and is really good. His signature move is hiding in bushes and talking when no one else is for no reason.

Me:Dang E dog what are you doing hiding in a bush! I got a whole squad on me

E dog: Nah I got this
*gets victory royale*

by Edogfollower January 7, 2019

Snow Dog

When someone does a line of coke off your rock hard dick.

That girl was a HO FASHO! You know she's down to snow dog ya if you got the coke!

by Hand truck man February 29, 2020