Pissed Off UPS Man

A man angerly beating his package.

"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Gay Naked Pose Off

A contest among a group of men meant to determine which is the most gay. It starts with all of the participants stripping naked and standing in a circle facing each other. Each of them then takes turns striking body-building poses.

The contest continues until at least one of the participants gets an erection. The first to get an erection is thus assumed to be turned on by the group of naked men striking poses, and therefore deemed to be the most gay.

Nick: Hey, I'm bored.

Shawn: Me too.

Rick: Let's have a gay naked pose off!!! :-)

by Bronies4Eva227 September 19, 2011

topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.

Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

by Taquesia Blackdigk September 27, 2006

neck off necker

A command to tell someone to go away or leave them alone. The words themselves (neck and necker) are probably meaningless, though could be related to the older English phrase you've got some neck. Similar to buzz off, piss off, take a hike.

Neck off necker! Stop chooming me.

by Victorianman2 September 13, 2009

off-white person

When your friend and you are white, and you call your friend racist against White people, That makes him off white.

Aidan : Hey Grant you only hate me because I'm White, you racist!
Grant : Aidan.... I'm White too.
Aidan: You're an off-white person.

by ThumperZ1 February 1, 2019

Get off my sack

U are getting on my last nerve, would u please get out of my face?
sack annoying nerves

Mother: Did u take the trash out? I told u to take out the trash, do the dishes, make ur bed, clean ur room, etc.
Jack: O my god!!! I said i wud do it, get off my sack.

by Breezy12 July 5, 2008

get off my phone

Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.

Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".

(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)

Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

by gossip_boy July 16, 2009