time stamp games

I already did you ass.

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.

by betterego October 22, 2015

Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.

I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.

by The red baryne February 3, 2010

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015

Peaceful Time

A time where a 60-year-old person gets vajazzled. It is a very hectic, yet peaceful and momentous time in a person's life, making a decision as such out of sexual frustration and midlife crisis.

As in General Hospital, where a woman is horny and almost kills her husband in a very chaotic yet peaceful time, after making the decision to get vajazzled.

by Goou December 1, 2019

TIME

Tears In My Eyes
/tʌɪm/
Acronym, Adjective

Used to express uncontrollable laughter till the point of crying. Commonly used in conjunction with the 'Loudly Crying Face' emoji.

Dad: I cannot comment on your mother, because cows are sacred in my country.
Son: TIME (T_T)

by RemyBoy92 November 26, 2021