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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Get kid

Pretty much telling you to get cancer or another life threatening disease
by Big peepee man 100 December 28, 2018
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gay kid party

Where most gay pride rally's are hosted by kids usually the ages 9-90.
"Hey man I can't wait to get to the Gay kid party" " me too man"
by Owen A February 13, 2017
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I eat kids

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by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022
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Energy of a Project Kid

A child that can be up to all hours of the night. They can be inventive or destructive when learn about new things. They have the maturity and experience of most adults before their teenage years. They understand the hard not life. They know the hustle and how to create something out of nothing.

They are kids with vision, but can be a hand full for most ppl. The real Bebe’s kids, better known as peanut butter and jelly (PJ) kids.
Your child has the energy of a project Kid when parents can’t keep up with them or understand how their child knows and understand things they never taught them. The child can play a manipulate any situation at a young age
by Deland Project Kid August 20, 2023
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my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.
by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017
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just kidding day

just kidding day monday september 11 say something and it is just kidding
im joking please send thigh pics for just kidding day
by alessiakakak September 12, 2022
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