Jane: maannn I just had a big phat juicy fart and it stinks so bad
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
Kyle: ahaha that’s rad my dude....*gags at the smell of James fart then laughs*
by Aquanae October 22, 2020

is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.
Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden
by flaming wolfs eye May 31, 2023

by BUGBEEF January 7, 2025

by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015

by Luke3227 March 28, 2024

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
by tommywrong July 20, 2024
