Kearney butt man

a Kearney butt man is a person that sticks their finger through the toilet paper so when they wipe their ass they finger their butthole, he is also somebody that is fucking stupid, terrible at gaming and his room constantly smells of cock.

he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation

me: "your fucking retarded nigga you're such an Kearney butt man"

victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"

by Thick booiiii March 4, 2020

Front Butt Diaper

Maxi-pads

Her front Butt diaper was showing!

by ThatNiggaP March 21, 2020

Butt fucker face

The stupid look on someone's face after they've been butt fucked.

Bob must've just got butt fucked, he's got that butt fucker face look on his stupid face.

by Double O Speedo July 10, 2020

butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

hawt butt seggs

What I had with your dad last night

dude 1: "hawt butt seggs with ur parents loser"
dude 2 "nooo pls stop dude its not funny"

by RemBestGirl February 23, 2021

tescular butt cancer

something horribly wrong with your rectom from having anal sex with to much guys

dennis u got tescular butt cancer u fucking guys pervert

by bradfelton June 16, 2009

Bulgarian Butt Buster

(Verb) When, During a threesome, two guys perform a simultaneous Double Russian annihilator, with one in the pink and one in the sink. This can also be done by a lone man with both his feet, but he must be asian to do so.

yo dude, i totally gave this chick a Bulgarian butt buster at your party last night

by chickinshit May 30, 2011