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Five dollar douche bag

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Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.
by DaddyLongLeg5 June 8, 2017
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Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.
by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012
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Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012
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Burlap bag full of bobcats

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall
by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023
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Could I bag you ??

Ask someone you liked or used to like if you shot your shot would you miss ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
-Wsp
-Heyy
-I a question
-what is it?
-Could I bag you ??
-Ofc๐Ÿ˜…
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Go get that bag queen

Go earn your money you bad bleep!!
Queen is typically used for women but it does sound catchier than king so it can be used for males or females.
โ€œIโ€™m off to workโ€ - provider of the house hold
โ€œGo get that bag queen!!โ€- litteraly anyone
by Browhatdoesurbanmeab July 7, 2021
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Whale-pig-trash-bag

A male or female can be referred to as a whale-pig-trash-bag. A male that is a whale-pig-trash-bag is just a piece of shit in general. Lazy, schtoopid and a bad load when doing drank. A female whale-pig-trash-bag is a sloppy fat chick that likes to bang dudes and deep throat hammers.
That dude and his girl are both a couple of whale-pig-trash-bags.
by Ohhhohhh August 15, 2022
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