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ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.
by Allah February 2, 2005
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Ass Boots

1. One whose stupidy defies all estalished human boundaries.
Can't you do anything right, you fucking Ass Boots?
by NormanB April 2, 2003
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Fat ass

Anyone whose body fat is exceeding healthy limits.
A person whose body is grossly out of proportion due to excess fat.
A very overweight person with the metabolism of a slug.
Being a fat ass can make you miserable because you begin to think you can't lose that weight.
Some people are proud of being a fat ass, but most people aren't.
Some people can't help being a fat ass due to medication or other medical conditions.
"Hey, Fat ass, don't steal my ice-cream," said seven year old Tanya.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers
Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "
by Sam Kovacs October 7, 2009
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prick ass

" damnit! why you always gotta be a prick ass?"
by suckas. September 10, 2004
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ass lip

Mark has an ass lip due to kissing ass.
by Jesse Welch April 23, 2003
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grab ass

A game typically played in large crowds in which you grab random guys' asses and nonchalantly keep walking/doing whatever you were doing. Give your friends a heads up so they can laugh & give you a report. Causes confusion & is hilar when done right.

If confronted: deny it with repulsed look on your face.
Nicole: Dude it's 2:25, the bars are about to let out. We should play a round of grab ass.
Kaitlyn: Hell yeah, look at that one, it's just asking to be grabbed.
(Everyone exits; most likely drunk)
Megan: (Grabs a hand full of ass)
Random Guy: WOAHHH, what the...? (snaps head around, confused, possibly thinking it was the person behind him)

SUCCESS.
by grbdatass July 5, 2011
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