Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Fart

a kind way of talking

I love you! said Aren in a fart

by Fart0897654321 February 17, 2023

you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.

John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"

by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024

Dank Fart

That dank aroma of your weed when you first smell it

Oh man that smells like a dank fart

by KT.untitled May 11, 2019

Pilgrim fart

A term coined in 2021 describing a mid-thirties firefighter that cums in his toliet at above average volumes. See also, Danal String...

Danny, you’re a Pilgrim Fart!

by DixonCash March 5, 2021

Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico

Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Fart Star

Cupping a fart in your hand and throwing it at someone's face, like you would throw a ninja star

Jae threw a fart star at tiffany with all the skill of a ninja!

by tiffany 237/ jae1987 May 8, 2016