a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey
Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.
by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009
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Get the Monkey Hunting mug.Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
Get the Monkey Mustard mug.The surprise act of physically slamming something or someone while falling, usually in a hype situation while yelling "MUNK-EH SLAYUMN!". typically the slam is an all out two-handed strike from above.
*playing video game*
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!
by IceReapr November 17, 2025
Get the Monkey Slam mug.A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
Get the Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey mug.In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.
To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
by UncleLoid January 19, 2019
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