Monkey

An animal who eats banana, and it's a nasty creatures .

Australian guy : hello there mate!
Monkey: aaagh aaaaa ggghhh aaa hgggag aaaghha haahhahg

by Havard student June 25, 2022

monkey bumbles

A monkey's naughty bits. The part of the monkey that you don't want to see.

That monkey was touching his monkey bumbles in front of the kids.

by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008

Monkey

Germans

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by Frank Von TidewaTer May 1, 2022

monkey

when you find a strong sexy male attractive
code word i’m tryna hook up with you

Hey monkey how’ve you been we haven’t talked in forever

by urbanm1ke November 19, 2021

monkey anus

is usually someone named sam, who thinks its comeone named deven

"that stupid monkey anus " someone else : "who sam"

by afganahstan January 26, 2017

Monkey in the Spittle

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014

monkey bomb

An offensive term fir a I ED

If you try to build a monkey bomb and injure yourself, I'm not sure the government should be responsible

by Sexydimma May 20, 2016