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Oh fuck

The realization that you fucked up by cumming in your stepsister’s vagina.
Stepsis: Did you just fucking cum inside me!?
Stepbro: Oh fuck...
by InPoteex877 November 1, 2019
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Fuckin fuck.

The go-to "slang" word you use when you grew up in New England (more specifically Maine.)

Example:

When you're living in your parents basement and your father from New York blames it on your poor life choices and ignorant vocabulary.

"Why do you swear so much- you're going to slip up at work and get in trouble!"

"No I won't!" (As you clumsily drop the glass of milk that you've "borrowed" from your parents as tears stream down your face in angst of your looming student loans), and then spit out "Shit. Wtf? Fuckin Fuck."

Then- your mother (also from New York) stares blankly at you and says "See!" in disappointment.
by Clementine Doe July 6, 2017
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Fuck Off

A Fuck Off is when two or more couples/groups of people have sex competitively or out of spite of another couple/group
The people in the apartment next to mine started having loud sex, so my girlfriend and I started as well to create Fuck Off to see who was louder and lasted longer.
by Caged Aardvark January 19, 2019
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Clap Fuck

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.
Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."
by BisonGameday December 2, 2015
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backup fuck

The person who is on standby when your original plan fails. Someone who you can count on, but really would rather not.
Gracie: Gee, I know I said we would do dinner, but something better came along!!
Loni: Oh, wow, I understand, I am just so disappointed!
Gracie: Ok, but if my better plans fail, Then I will call you as the backup fuck!
Loni: Great!! Love you!
by sgtpepperanderson February 20, 2009
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this is fucking retarded

A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.

Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
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Fuck nut

Ally: Hey you fuck nut get out from underneath my booty!

David: What's a fuck nut?

Ally: It's just a fuck nut...
by Ally&David September 29, 2011
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