A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug. That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.
I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021
Get the Bench friendmug. by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022
Get the Fake friendmug. Someone non existent unless you're rich and famous and is able to do great things for you.
The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life
Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
The noun for people who are able to poke fun into how I live my dramatic life, but really doesn't exist at all
They say that life is like a show, but they didn't told me that, I had an audience where nobody is a friend
A term where people use, to protect themselves against someone who could bring harm to their life
Also a term, where people use to alienate themselves from the person, without the risk of being called cold-hearted
by publicownedhome March 18, 2021
Get the Friendmug. There are many definitions for best friend. But to me a Best friend is:
Someone who is loyal
Someone who is there through tick and thin.
Someone who is always stealing your food and you let them.
Someone who knows the deep things about you
Someone who pulls you out of the ashes that you couldn't get out of
Someone who makes you smile on the worst of days
Someone who will sit down and cry with you
Someone who will bring you ice cream after a break up
Someone who is there for you when others aren't
And someone who stays by your side.
Someone who is loyal
Someone who is there through tick and thin.
Someone who is always stealing your food and you let them.
Someone who knows the deep things about you
Someone who pulls you out of the ashes that you couldn't get out of
Someone who makes you smile on the worst of days
Someone who will sit down and cry with you
Someone who will bring you ice cream after a break up
Someone who is there for you when others aren't
And someone who stays by your side.
Best friend would do this
Bestie can we chat?
Ofc do you even need to ask that's what a best friend is for!
Bestie can we chat?
Ofc do you even need to ask that's what a best friend is for!
by Id rather not say. August 24, 2023
Get the Best Friendmug. A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
by A Clarinet ..... November 17, 2020
Get the Guy Best friendmug. Mark: “yo it’s national smoke your friend out day”
Carson: “oh word what does that mean”
Mark: “roll a doob”
Carson: “oh word what does that mean”
Mark: “roll a doob”
by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021
Get the Smoke Your Friend Out Daymug.