“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Time Snatcher

A time snatcher is associated with being within a "Verbal Handcuff". A time snatcher is an individual that tends to repeat stories (typically older women). These people tend to start an unwanted conversation that usually involves a topic(s) that has been beaten dead over and over by this individual. Time snatchers love to talk and will do anything to keep you in the space from leaving.

12:07 pm
Woman(Loud hi pitched voice+crazy eyes): Hey!!! did I tell you about blah blah blah.

Girl: (Blank stares, towards room) uh-huh.

12:10 pm
Woman: (looks at phone) But I didn't tell you about blah blah blah blah blah...(etc..blah blahs)

Girl: Amazing story. But I'm actually on my way out..

Woman: Okay have fun! Btw..

12: 45pm
Woman: Blah blah blah blah blah. But, didn't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(indistinct blah blahs)

Possibilities of a Time Snatchers end times ranges between 20-65 Minutes.

by Verbal Handcuff July 23, 2017

time is a thief

It means that the time is going faster then you thought, and that it can have consequences.

You better get the butter, time is a thief.

by 22AndJew May 29, 2017

riding on time

to be able to do something and still get to another thing on time

person 1: it's 11:30, but i have to shower and leave at 12
person 2: as long as you finish by 11:50, you should be riding on time

by Defl August 20, 2021

Rick Time

To have sex with another version of one's self via a portal to an alternate reality.

"He's having a little Rick Time before work."

by SalmonBallZ June 27, 2019

Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.

It’s Abel snack time… Mhmmmm.

by Snacklebox March 15, 2023