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double of ranch

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.
by realist the December 4, 2017
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double quarter sister

When a person is a quarter sister both on the fathers side and also on the mothers side. The result of a wife swap.
1. Adam and Bertha has Edit. Bertha and John has Anna. John and Karen has Evelyn.
Edit and Anna are half sisters on Edits mothers side.
Anna and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are quarter sisters on Edits mothers side.
2. If also Adam and Karen has Maria.
Edit and Maria are half sisters on Edits fathers side.
Maria and Evelyn are half sisters.
Edit and Evelyn are also quarter sisters on Edits fathers side.
Hence Edit and Evelyn are double quarter sisters.
And Maria and Anna are also double quarter sisters.
When Edits dad Adam swaped wife with John she got a double quarter sister Evelyn, which she has never met since Edits mom Bertha hates Evelyns mother Karen.
by pappaperake April 18, 2024
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Double Pain

1. A defence in ScrapTD which shoots six times as fast as Airstrike, but six times the DPS as well and costs more.

2. (Informal) A painful act or state.
"I got eight Double Pains and it can defend Danger Zone decently well with one or two Blue Lasers."

"That was a double pain which I got injured in the foot."
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
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double dip

To have penetrative sex with one person, not shower in between and then insert it in another woman's mouth, the second woman tastes the first woman's vagina, hence she got double dipped
Melanie got double dipped last night by some guy and he left a bad taste in her mouth.
by Jellysausage146 May 2, 2024
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Double Stuffed

She got an hour glass body. Big ass, big tiddies.
DAMNNNNNNNN she is DOUBLE STUFFED
by xxx_wow_xxx October 17, 2020
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Double Whammy

When your side piece and your main chick bump into each other. When you accidentally double book your hoes and they cross paths. Can end up in a threesome if planned accordingly.
I accidentally pulled a double whammy, now both my hoes are upset with me.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Double Pipe Party

~That double pipe party turned into double come squirt as I exhaled the crackercloud and released the brown newborn.
by hackneydale November 9, 2015
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