dog o bits

A knockoff of Cheerios, but made for dogs. Or, made out of dogs. We will never know.

I love these dog o bits!

by alpacafire August 9, 2017

Egyptian Dog Thingy

What moms say instead of raccoon.

Mom: Oh look it’s an Egyptian dog thingy!
Guest: A what?
Kids: A raccoon.

by McNugget5 March 19, 2019

dirty dog day

Noun: A phrase in which to express a bad day.

Bailey: I’m having a dirty dog day.
Gage: Well here I made a shirt for you to cheer you up!

by Punt cunchers 73 February 15, 2019

fence up dog

commonly used by the eshay species, it means that u wanna fence someone who is good at fencing while you dont know anything.

wannabe eshay: fence up dog u wont

good fence person: on guard me u wont

then they fence }

by daddyy 123 September 5, 2018

Chicago Hot Dog

The Chicago Hot Dog is a fake sexual act unique to Chicago and its elevated train system.
The Chicago Hot Dog consists of a man receiving oral sex while standing with his back to a pillar of the L-train, and timing his orgasm to coincide with a train going past overhead, thunderously. The skill required to do this -- and sexual pay-off -- are enormous.

On my last company trip to Chicago I totally failed to close the business deal, but hey, I got a really nice Chicago Hot Dog at midnight, so I didn't go to bed mad.

by Didaskalos January 24, 2021

Fucboi (dog version)

A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.

TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!

Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).

by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021

Rocket dog receiver

The hottest nee slang term for the vagina.

I full on crammed my rocket dog into her rocket dog receiver.

by Butterboy420 April 29, 2021