Go make me a sandwich

A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.

We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.

by Dub P August 26, 2005

fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008

Sudo make me a sandwich

The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!

-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.

by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009

its not you, its me

what guys say when they dont wanna be with you

girl: "but, what did i do?"
guy: "its not you, its me"

by Elly Cloridue February 19, 2009

These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.

Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009

dont tase me bro

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

Shoot Me Down

Song off Lil' Wayne's album , The Carter 3.

Did you just hear the song "Shoot Me Down?".

by Ceeeeee, (k). February 13, 2009