by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
Get the unhappy new year mug.The act of sticking a thumb in a mans butt directly after receiving a happy ending from a woman... probably at a massage parlor... a happy ending should always be followed by a new beginning.
That massage parlor promised a happy ending but it also came with a new beginning... get it came?...
by Affinity in infinity June 19, 2021
Get the New beginning mug.A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.
by McKherj May 11, 2023
Get the New Jersey necklace mug.1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.
2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
by Dohm M November 12, 2017
Get the what are you brand new? mug.She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
Get the Laila from New Mexico mug.by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
Get the Virgoæn National News mug.Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be
Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .
Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
by Newdad January 5, 2019
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