New American Saint Bible

Pronunciation: /nju əˈmɛrɪkən seɪnt ˈbaɪbəl/
Definition:
The New American Saint Bible is an Iberian-Romance language translation of the Sainted Bible, edited from the year 2021. This version excludes Germanic, Scandinavian, and Anglo-Saxon words, as well as phrasal and irregular verbs. It aims for clarity and accessibility by focusing on a lexicon of Latin and Anglo-Norman roots while remaining faithful to the core message of the Old and New Testaments.

Examples:
• The New American Saint Bible offers a fresh perspective on the scriptures.
• The clarity of the New American Saint Bible is appreciated by numerous people.
• This passage from the New American Saint Bible is easy to comprehend.

by Dmitrio January 7, 2025

New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.

I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.

by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025

evil new hampshire

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."

have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.

by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025

Fox News

A bunch of clowns who do nothing but yell at each other

Fox News tends to be a very biased network

by Some Fatass on the Internet June 19, 2025

New Mexican troubadour

Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.

Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.

by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl preformed the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was very messy and we are both sore.

by itzmillicent June 26, 2025

Huge news for the homeless population

Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.

“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”

by John Slang June 28, 2025