Your mom

A great size

that redstone is bigger than your mom

by HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH March 7, 2022

drumline mom

the kindest member of the drumline; protected at all costs
Jobs include:
-answering the same question 10 times
-reminding everyone to put on sunscreen

-carrying extra earplugs

“Does anyone know what we’re supposed to be doing?”

“Idk ask the drumline mom”

by Just me g November 3, 2019

Ur mom

Ur mom

I fucked ur mom last week

by Married to jaiden October 10, 2021

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is so fat

ur mom joke

by dddddaaaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee February 28, 2022

UR MOM

1. common slang for when you want to win a conversation. (noun)

Carl: Pluto is a planet.
Me: UR MOM IS A PLANET!

Sheila: You didn't do your chores.
Me: UR MOM DIDN'T DO YOUR CHORES!

by anonymous October 19, 2022

UR MOM

UR MOM IS GAY

"UR MOM IS GAY XD"

by lolkinghaha February 11, 2022