penis popper

Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.

Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,

normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.

My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.

"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.

by ice cream coño June 12, 2022

Penis

Male organ

I wanna suck your penis.

by VrBanana July 8, 2022

peni-wopper

A dipshit.

Sally's attempt at anal made her look like such a peni-wopper.

by Gabby gab April 2, 2016

flower penis

When your a hippie and you get a dildo

Bro your such a flower penis

by Hsjejf August 17, 2017

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".

A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."

by ushelease September 18, 2023

Stranded on Penis Boulevard

Up Shit Creek

Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?

by liell charwell May 23, 2018