Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.
Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.
Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.
by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023

by MemeBuster3641 April 7, 2021

Double squirrel is when a women takes a males erect penis in both ends
( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....
( vagina and mouth) then simultaneously grasps the male ball sacks with a considerable amount of force, resulting in the men screaming out loud in pain then followed up by both men punching her in the face.....
Hey boys Josh and me (Evan) fucked this slut up last night after she performed a double squirrel.....
by Up ya bum July 16, 2019

~That double pipe party turned into double come squirt as I exhaled the crackercloud and released the brown newborn.
by hackneydale November 9, 2015

When you and your bro plan on double teaming a nice young lady but then you both can’t get it up cuz you’re too coked out.
Me and Luke we’re gonna Eiffel Tower this broad last night but then it turned out to be a Breakdown-Double-Pre.
by Stanley The Steamer January 29, 2018

by Double-D July 21, 2019

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
