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Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
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Double standard

Double standards dont come from society, they come from people. Therefore any double standard in a female's favor usually come from females.
You could tell it bothered the female quick to point out other people's double standards to point out her own double standards, she still couldnt see how they made her as much of a hypocrite (or a narcissist) as everybody else (even males). A taste of your own medicine and shit isnt always delicious, is it?
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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Hittin A Double

The Act Of you and a friend saying the same phrase without any pregame knowledge, followed by a high five of some sort
Trevor: HOLY SHIT
Mason: HOLY SHIT
(simultaneousnessly together)

hittin a double BOOM
by Mason Clark March 14, 2011
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double-cousin

Child of their parent’s full sister with the other parent’s full brother. Has among themselves; different two parents and four grandparents in common.
My double-cousin is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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double entender

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.
People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.
by QuacksO July 6, 2020
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double seaweed deluxe

1) A sandwich at the Krusty Krabb
2) A lit song by tutweezy and Reggie Couz
Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f
by Melanie Mars May 11, 2018
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Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)
"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."
by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016
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