Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser
by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025
Get the Cum Teaser mug.

Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser
by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025
Get the Cum Teaser mug.

Cum Filled Twinkie

To the vast majority of homosexual males, the cum-filled twink or cum-filled twinkie is a tasty and desirable treat.

There are various male body types and just as many homosexual subgroups who fetishise them. The smooth young muscular twink in a skimpy swimsuit who looks like one of the lifeguards at the pool is one of the most common, although supply of such exquisite creatures is far exceeded by the demand for same.
If I were a single gay male and a cum filled twinkie lad were to sashay into the showers with me, I would drop directly to my knees, suck him right down to his nuts and swallow all of his yummy cream.

No point in letting good, delicious cum go to waste and no point sending away for the cum-filled mug if the fresh product is available on tap..
by bitchuck December 08, 2024
Get the Cum Filled Twinkie mug.

Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.
Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.
by rainbow_shitshow May 04, 2023
Get the Midnight Cum Snail mug.

Cum Shitter

A derogatory slur used to undermine and invalidate predominantly male homosexual relationships and / or Sodomites.
"Hey Cum Shitter! Is it June already?"
by Paul Johnstar June 01, 2024
Get the Cum Shitter mug.

Cum-A-Soup

Where one is expected to get their O in 3 or less minutes
I’m not a Cum-A-Soup!”
by em-1345 April 14, 2023
Get the Cum-A-Soup mug.

Cum Juice

1. Another word for semen

2. An insult that means someone who is a whore/prostitute
1.

Person A: I squirted my cum juice all into Sophia's mouth !
Person B: Nice !

2.

Person A: So how was Jessica last night ?
Person B: She was a cum juice
Person A: Oh I'm sorry about that dude
by mrs.buttman March 19, 2018
Get the Cum Juice mug.