cum

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i'm cumming

by кабанчик June 12, 2021

Cum

A oozy yummy warm white goo created in a man's long hard cock when having sex or masturbating

Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

cum catcher

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.

Have you heard of the Cum Catcher? No? Well, it's a long story.....

by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021

Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy

Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.

by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021

Cum

If u see a fit girl this happens

Sees boobies
*White apears from pants must be cum

by UrmomKID69 May 12, 2021

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.

My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.

by mrvincent May 18, 2021