When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
Get the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dipmug. by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
Get the cheese loadermug. The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.
by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022
Get the The cheesemug. When every one in the community has contributed to the truffle butter and the truffle butter bad morphed into the cheese.
Vikki has the community cheese after the community train last night.
Vikki must ration the community cheese, due to excessive cheese mongering.
Vikki must ration the community cheese, due to excessive cheese mongering.
by King dingle January 10, 2022
Get the Community cheesemug. by Whiskerandough August 26, 2018
Get the Cream Cheese Energymug. It's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich! IF U LOOKED HERE HOPING FOR A RECIPE THE NAME IS THE RECIPE U DUMB FUCK!
by FuckPineapplea May 5, 2018
Get the Grilled Cheese Sandwichmug. by TheDr.4527 January 17, 2021
Get the Cumttage cheesemug.