Cum-Boarding

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.

Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.

by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022

Cum Klott

When you cum on the same spot/pole until a large stock of cum creates a hard layer of cum almost impossible to remove. First Cum Klott was created by Markus from Colombia and Vladimir Sebastian Mäkinen Promyakov from Finland and Russia. You could create a Cum Klott if you are in a cold place. Example North Finland. Just cum on a ice cold pole. Wait a couple of secounds and you will have your own Cum Klott. This is a word thats been growing in Popularity in Europe as a Meme.

Damn, Look at this Cum Klott.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.

by olaskruttis January 11, 2017

cum in school

when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out

hey lets cum in school

by furrys must die December 31, 2021

huge dick cum

idk when a blak nigger cums on someone’s face a bit toog oddamn hard..,,,,

shit did this nigger make a huge dick cum

Yes.

by cool man… idk February 3, 2025

cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.

I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

hersheys cum bucket

when you slap someone with a fish

ima hit him with a hersheys cum bucket

by mmmm chez burger November 7, 2022

cum biskit

A woman that opens her legs up to much.,so her clit looks like when you cut a bisckit or dinnerroll in half,and you know how a dinner has that butterery smell,it the puss,has that distinct stank to it

Bro!!,that girl is a fuckin cum biskit,shes soaked probably the whole football team in the flour alone,thats not counting the crust,

by Brokewhiteboy2000 May 11, 2018